who is the big spoon/little spoon: Thor big, Kelly little.
what is their favorite non-sexual activity: swimming.
who uses all the hot water in the morning: Kelly. Thor likes cold showers anyway, and these days? Needs them. >.>
what they order from take out: whatever Kelly wants. Thor's still learning about the cuisine of Midgard.
what is the most trivial thing they fight over: TV shows.
who does most of the cleaning: Kelly, but Thor is an eager student. He's never kept house before...but he does break a lot of dishes, so...
what has a season pass in their DVR: probably Kelly.
who controls the netflix queue: Kelly.
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working: Kelly. Thor threatens them with smiting too often, or would if they had a super.
who steals the blankets: Thor, but fortunately he's very warm and Kelly can cuddle up.
who leaves their stuff around: Thor more than Kelly.
who remembers to buy the milk: Thor. He is very fond of milk.
who remembers anniversaries: Thor, always and eternally and with grand gestures.