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[madwomanwithabox]

Paging rogueapprentice to the Warden's office...

Get one of your own! by Drunken Hero Stalking is illegal. strutterms confronts rogueapprentice. rogueapprentice is stalking strutterms rogueapprentice’s REAL name : Glass Keele rogueapprentice’s REAL DOB : 18th December 1972 Height :189 cm Weight : 114.3 kg rogueapprentice has dreamt about you : 29 times rogueapprentice became interested in you : 27th October 2004 rogueapprentice’s latest dream about you rogueapprentice and strutterms are the first astronauts to colonize Mars. Instead of concentrating on colonial issues, the two young lovebirds instead spend their hours making passionate love on top of Olympus Mons. This is how rogueapprentice describes your relationship behind your back ‘We are still friends. I think. I hope. strutterms told me it was her father’s idea to get the restraining order, so we’re cool’ rogueapprentice’s been stealing stuff from your house too. rogueapprentice has a habit of searching strutterms’s home for sex toys and ‘borrowing’ any that they find. They’ve even started modifying their body for you rogueapprentice recently spent a months salary, tattooing your head onto the inside of both of their thighs. They sent the following message to you in a Valentines If God had a face, he’d look something like you. And if you were ever to leave me, I’d fucking nail you to a cross before you had a chance for a last supper. The Police No. calls to the police : 9 times Your Last Call to The Police "Ah fuck it not again. Look rogueapprentice you little bastard, get your fucking head out of my bin or else I’m phoning the cops. Right that’s fucking it! Hello police? Yes it’s rogueapprentice again. The little shit-stirrer." rogueapprentice’s Police File When it comes to heartless thugs there aren’t many criminals who would top the list ahead of rogueapprentice. Testimonies about rogueapprentice hkath - Geek isn’t the word ‘I’m completely fucking gutted to hear about all of this. I always liked rogueapprentice. Are you sure you’re accusing the right person?’ cjmarsicano - Stoner of the crows ‘Fucks sake! rogueapprentice’s been stitched up, that strutterms has always been a right scheming fucker. It’s a disgrace.’ thetypogoddess - Marathon Munt ‘Are you serious? Fucking hell. I should’ve known. Something tells me that rogueapprentice is going to die pretty shortly.’ solamentenic - Dull O Dull ‘I would not piss on rogueapprentice if they were on fire.’