Confiscated from callmerizzo

This should prove really amusing. :P

If you make up titles for stories I didn't write, I will respond with details of those non-written stories. And, possibly, even snippets of them. Which is either enticing or really scary for you all. Go for it.

Icon is for _crow_chick_ who is sleeping the sickies off. *smooch*

Paging lollobrigida to the Warden's Office

Brought A Knife To The Gunfight

And if you go back to the post, I edited it...did I mention I typed those lyrics from memory? lol