madwomanwithabox

As do her muses liek whoah. *nodnod*

"I love you! I'll totally carry your children for you! Carry, not concieve, I don't love you that much..."

*diez ded of teh laffing* *steals*

FROM: E.C.
My Own Little World
Los Angeles, CA

TO: Mother Superior
The Mothership
Hollywood, CA

Dear Boys,

Men this hot should not write music this sexy. It makes for a lethal combination. And for the record? KALIEDOSCOPE *is* the best album ever. At least until the next time I listen to SIN.

Love,

Psycho Fan Gyrl

P.S.: If you don't re-release RIGHT IN A ROW? I will convert the entire country to Heavy Soul love and we will ALL beat down your door for teh hawt azz tunes.

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Dear Paul Stanley,

Your hair got way too big in the eighties, and you wore colors that should never have seen daylight, but that's okay. You made up for all of it with back of the CRAZY NIGHTS album cover.

Love,

She Who Digs Bare Chestedness And Pekaboo Underwear

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Dear Henry Rollins,

Stop complaining about your looks. You are teh hawt. End of story.

Love,

Your Willing Love Slave