madwomanwithabox

...don't ask. I don't know. 'Fandom and cheese' just go well together.

ANYWAY! *ahem*

Dear LOST,

THERE you are. My show, my beautiful show with that *points at icon* beautiful man being beautiful. This has been a really great season so far and I love me some Faraday, but seriously.

*points at icon*

Thank you for waking up my muse and giving me fanfic ideers again.

Love and lots of it,
Me


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Thus ends my nonspoilery review of LOST. Carry on.

Title: The Best Revenge
Fandom: LOST
Pairings: Skate(?)
Rating: NC17 for some graphic language and heavy sexual content...i.e., overall HAWT
Warnings: graphic sexual content, spoilers for LOST S3 up through CATCH 22, if you like...live under a rock or something. All spoilers through that ep are speculative and of an AU variety.
Summary: Jack spurks Kate for Juliet, and...well, you know the rest. Right?

A/N: Okay, so the world? Is lacking in teh Jate!pr0n. And I remembered this ficcie thing I wrote AGES ago for my hetero-lifemate, rogueapprentice, when CATCH 22 made so many of the Jaters out there want to tear out their hair and rip out their intestines with a fork. So...I shall share now.

Dedicated to and beta'd eons ago by rogueapprentice, the Jack to my Kate. Even if your muse is dead, mine will never love another spinal surgeon. This fic is also dedicated to your dead muses...may they know life again in Season 3. *holds up torch*

This fic is also dedicated to all my LOST-ies and to the current queen over at lostsquee, slybrunette. She wanted the women of LOST today...well, this is a woman that's...uhm...read it and find out. :P

Oh, and while beta'd? 'Twas long ago...if it sucks, blame only me. Ready? Then ON we go!

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( Kate stooped to duck under the flap and enter his shelter, grateful that the nearby fire provided her some light. )

...Sweet leaping Jesus mother of fuck me sideways.

I don't care how F.O.S.* Carlton and Damon are, there is a REASON I don't get too techy with my show. This is why.

Never has my default icon been more fitting.



*F.O.S. = full of shit, for the unaware and uneducated. ;p

Some old ones I had stashed away...new icons are forthcoming. Yes, they are LOST. Yes, they are Jate. Why? Do you have to ask? :P Most of these were made for RP journals of mine, but I like to share my toys. So that's why they're so random.

-THE MUMMY
-LOST (misc. episodes and stars)
-GILMORE GIRLS

TEASER:




( GOODIES BELOW THE CUT...CLICK ME NOW! :P )

Spoilers are minor, and I'm not cutting them...I don't think they'll bug anyone unless you're REAL damn nitpicky. ;p

I just need to state for the record that I don't think I have ever loved Sawyer more for being such a redneck, cynical, self-centered good ol' boy with the smiles and the whooping, or for the fact that he BREAKS ME SO FUCKING HARD IT HURTS. K? THX.

It's okay, Sawyer...Hurley, Jin, and Charlie love you. AND SO DO I.

*pets him*

P.S.: This is actually the first Hurley-centric episode that I actually was REALLY into, flashbacks and all. I just wanna hug him, bless his heart.

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In other news, for those playing the home game? It's the month of March in the Livejournal 12 Months Of Headers, brought to you by lollobrigida, kaosgirlie, sarcasto_chick, and nicalamity, March is the month of mine birthday. And for it? Christina, the Keeper Of The Headers, made me a special surprise.

lollobrigida = The Year Of The Crotch...JOSH HOLLOWAY ftw, bitches.

And I have it on good authority that kaosgirlie, Keeper Of The Thieves, is featuring in hers this month the single greatest RP crossover couple of all time...and it ain't Kate and Lincoln. :P

Real friendship is decorating the Internet for your RP!boyfriend's birthday. Oh yes it is.

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In other OTHER news...I saw THE PRESTIGE last night.

If you haven't seen this movie yet...DO IT. I think it's officially one of my new favorite movies of all time, second only to DETROIT ROCK CITY, THE SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION, and THE NEVERENDING STORY.

And seekrit message to Xteena with regards to THE PRESTIGE: You NEED to see this movie. NOW. I have a remark to make about it in reference to our RP, but I fear if I do I'll spoil it a bit...and I WILL NOT SPOIL THIS MOVIE FOR ANYBODY. IT'S THE LAW. :P

Okay...time to work. And do muse challenges. And tags. And...*STUFF.*

In the immortal words of Lorne, "Good night, folks."

*is finally really hit with the truth of what today is all about*

New LOST.

NEW LOST PEOPLE. DO YOU HEAR ME? NEW LOST.

OMG.

*starts dancing around like James Brown, rest his soul, and singing "Baybeh baybeh bay-BEH! Baybeh baybeh bay-BEH!"*

IS IT NINE YET?! IS IT NINE YET?! IS IT NINE YET?! IS IT NINE YET?!


Wait...damn it!

IS IT NINE TEN YET?! IS IT NINE TEN YET?! IS IT NINE TEN YET?! IS IT NINE TEN YET?!

AJFLDAJKLFSJAIOKNCVKZEWIOWIEANFDLAKFELJAKLLK JKFL ;FJKLJKL FJ KLFJK DI JAFDFSJKL;FD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SOMEONE BETTER COME AND DANCE WITH ME, DAMN IT. *does the Electric Boogaloo*

Title: One Of Them
Fandom: LOST
Pairing: Jacket (Juliet/Jack)
Rating: NC 17 for major hotness of the SEX variety, language, and general naughtiness
Words: 1,837
Warnings: Spoilers for any and all of LOST S3, and speculation that could be spoilery. Y'know...if it actually HAPPENS. Also general spoilers for 3.06: I DO.

A/N: Done for the TAKE OFF THE JACKET PORN BATTLE (prompt: scrubs), and will not be the only fic I write for this little foofooraw, because I AM GOING TO BEAT lollobrigida!!!!! Ahem. :P...also unbeta'd, so all mistakes and general suckiness are mine alone.

For Jacket fangyrl laura4lad, aka MUSE GYRL, or She Who Rocks My Socks Overall. Also for my fandom enabler, lollobrigida, who I BLAME MY ENTIRE FANDOM EXISTENCE ON. YOU HEARD ME.

And for the record? This is based on the seeming law of nature that anyone and everyone who works or is closely related to the medical field? Yeah...you know your pajama wardrobe consists of at least ONE pair of scrubs...tops, bottoms, I don't care, YOU KNOW I'M RIGHT. And yes, scrubs means both the whole outfit, or just the pants.

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( It wasn`t until he saw the scrubs that he felt that maybe she`d been right all along...she wasn`t one of Them. )

Title: Need
Fandom: LOST
Pairing: Jacket (Juliet/Jack)
Rating: hard R for sex and language
Words: 1,190
Warnings: Spoilers for any and all of LOST S3, and speculation that could be spoilery. Y'know...if it actually HAPPENS.

A/N: Done for the TAKE OFF THE JACKET PORN BATTLE (prompt: latex), and will not be the only fic I write for this little foofooraw, because I AM GOING TO BEAT lollobrigida!!!!! Ahem. :P...oh, and unbeta'd, so all mistakes and general suckiness are mine alone.

( "Jack, no!" )

I just posted this review on mysticxf's journal first? Because I'm insane and I loved this ep and it BROKE ME SO GOOD. Now I repost it here, because I'm a dork like that.

*cough*mysticxfforallyouriconcrackandJateficneeds*cough cough*

Okay, moving on!

Spoilery below the cut, but not very. It's a very gushy review. *nodnodnod*

( HOW I SPENT MY SUMMER VACATION, or COME, JACK, AND LET ME CUDDLE YOU UNTIL YOU )

Now to go icon and RP and write some Jate fic, because mysticxf inspired the fuck out of me. Did I mention mysticxf for all your icon crack and Jate fic needs? Because...yeah.

mysticxf.

*nods*

Dude, WHY do I not have the "Oh Jack! I'm Nekkid!" icon yet?

*goes to steal*

P.S.: Forgive my journal if it sucks...my layout seems to have been fried by the Others, along with a multitude of other people on LJ who use the same one. It will return shortly.

Maybe.

I hope.

I'll go back to rambling about LOST now. Messed up layouts make me sad. But LOST makes me happy in pants.

Title: Emerald Green
Fandom: LOST/Prison Break
Pairing: Kate Austen/Lincoln Burrows
Rating: R for sex and language
Het/Slash/Both: Het

Warnings: Spoilers for PRISON BREAK & LOST S2

Timeline: Takes place during PRISON BREAK S2 and an AU version of LOST in which Kate never went to Australia and is still on the run

A/N: Done for Medie's Porn Battle (prompt: on the run), and will not be the only fic I write for this little foofooraw. Unbeta'd, so all mistakes and general suckiness are mine alone.

For rogueapprentice and her newfound Linc!Love, and lollobrigida for all the fandom crack and pointing me at this goddamn thing. WHEE!!!

( It was Michael that recognized her in the cheap greasy spoon where they found just enough anonymity to eat on the road, pointing out the killer from Iowa to him in their corner booth. Michael knew her, but Lincoln was the one who paid her tab when she got caught trying to skip out on the bill. )