madwomanwithabox

DUDE. IT CAME.

YOU DIDN'T TELL ME YOU WERE PUTTING THOSE TWO MAGS IN THERE!!! EEEEEEEEE!!!!!

*flails and reads and ogles the pretty while watching the pretty*

Once upon a time...

"...there was a whale."

"What kind of a whale?"

"I don't know, it don't matter what kind..."

Whups! Sorry...channeling a little Abbot & Costello there. :P

The Ballad Of lollobrigida

Once upon a time there was a place, and in this place there lived a chick, and said chick was gifted with the magical ability to RP her ass off and create fandom wherever she went. And lo, she did verily, and spread fandom throughout the land. Online, she was a great and powerful fandom warrior, a wise and fearless RP-er who kept the muses Faith and others, smiting fandom wank and continuing to spread the fandom wherever she might roam with the prevalence and virulence of a level four biotoxin that could eat your flesh in six seconds.

And I, cons, was one of her victims.

I first met Christina when I first got hardcore into Livejournal about two years ago. She was a loud, proud, wylde and crayzee voice within the fandom ALIAS, and through a delightful little crossfandom community she ran, The 47th Page, we got to know each other. We shared iconmaking tips, the woes of dialup, and a natural love of Hugh Jackman. Yea verily, the community closed and we talked more infrequently until in a happenstance conversation, she sunk her hooks into me and hauled me into Theatrical Muse.

Once aware of my status as a complete RP whore, she thus became my fandom crack dealer, shoving me towards muse after muse and fandom after fandom that I would not, could not, DID not help but love, adore, and fangirl. I shudder to imagine my world before our paths crossed...a world without Adam Baldwin, Michael T. Weiss, id_mademypeace and hurtseverytime (her Lincoln Burrows and Wolverine journals respectively, which I have declared I will marry.).

And through the fandom crack, the RP, the squeeage and the graphics, she's been more than just a playmate, more than just a pal...more than even just an RP Intarweb girlfriend or a fandom dealer. When the chips have been down, she's been there for me, and with me in the trenches as much as one can be when one lives in the Midwest and I live in El Lay.

She's become like family to me, and on this, her natal-type day, I toot her horn and sing her praises, for she is awesome.

Presents will be forthcoming, but for now, big hugs and lotsa luv to my Internet Girlfriend...I hope your day is as fantastically awesome and good!crayzee as you deserve.

All Hail Xteeeeena...long may she reign.

Along with LeFord, which PWNZ all...I just hope Tom and Rachel didn't hear me say that. :P