madwomanwithabox

...the guy sitting across from you on the bus very loudly professes to have woken up drunk, then proceeds to crack open a can of beer and brandish one of the tiniest bong...pipe...things I've ever seen (Never done weed, never will do weed...I do not know my smoking paraphanelia, kthx) and declares equally loudly that because "it's Friiiiii-DAY," he is going to stay fucked up all day long.

True goddamn story.

P.S.: I'm going to make lollobrigida write me Jem and the Holograms fic featuring Faith Lehane. *nodnodnod* ;p