madwomanwithabox

Title: One Of Them
Fandom: LOST
Pairing: Jacket (Juliet/Jack)
Rating: NC 17 for major hotness of the SEX variety, language, and general naughtiness
Words: 1,837
Warnings: Spoilers for any and all of LOST S3, and speculation that could be spoilery. Y'know...if it actually HAPPENS. Also general spoilers for 3.06: I DO.

A/N: Done for the TAKE OFF THE JACKET PORN BATTLE (prompt: scrubs), and will not be the only fic I write for this little foofooraw, because I AM GOING TO BEAT lollobrigida!!!!! Ahem. :P...also unbeta'd, so all mistakes and general suckiness are mine alone.

For Jacket fangyrl laura4lad, aka MUSE GYRL, or She Who Rocks My Socks Overall. Also for my fandom enabler, lollobrigida, who I BLAME MY ENTIRE FANDOM EXISTENCE ON. YOU HEARD ME.

And for the record? This is based on the seeming law of nature that anyone and everyone who works or is closely related to the medical field? Yeah...you know your pajama wardrobe consists of at least ONE pair of scrubs...tops, bottoms, I don't care, YOU KNOW I'M RIGHT. And yes, scrubs means both the whole outfit, or just the pants.

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( It wasn`t until he saw the scrubs that he felt that maybe she`d been right all along...she wasn`t one of Them. )

Title: Need
Fandom: LOST
Pairing: Jacket (Juliet/Jack)
Rating: hard R for sex and language
Words: 1,190
Warnings: Spoilers for any and all of LOST S3, and speculation that could be spoilery. Y'know...if it actually HAPPENS.

A/N: Done for the TAKE OFF THE JACKET PORN BATTLE (prompt: latex), and will not be the only fic I write for this little foofooraw, because I AM GOING TO BEAT lollobrigida!!!!! Ahem. :P...oh, and unbeta'd, so all mistakes and general suckiness are mine alone.

( "Jack, no!" )

Title: Be It Ever So Humble
Fandom: Grey's Anatomy
Pairing: Denny/Izzie
Rating: NC-17 for smut
Het/Slash/Both: Het

Warning: Spoilers for end of Season Two, AU version

Timeline: After S2 finale

A/N: Done for Medie's Porn Battle (prompt: first time), and will not be the only fic I write for this little foofooraw. Unbeta'd, so all mistakes and general suckiness are mine alone.

For my Denny/Izzie crew, heartisbruised and lollobrigida...and for all the Jeffrey Dean Morgan/GA fans on my flist. SHONDA, GO AWAY OR I SHALL TAUNT YOU A SECOND TIME FOR WHAT YOU DID TO DENNY! *nods* ;p

( "Well, here we are...home sweet-DENNY!" )

Title: Full Disclosure
Fandom: SG:A
Pairing: John Sheppard/Rodney McKay
Rating: NC-17 for smut and boyslash
Het/Slash/Both: Slash

Warning: Spoilers for SG:A Season One and episode THE BROTHERHOOD

Timeline: Shortly after THE BROTHERHOOD

A/N: Done for Medie's Porn Battle (prompt: mensa), and will not be the only fic I write for this little foofooraw. Unbeta'd, and this is also my first EVER McShep fic, so all mistakes and general suckiness are mine alone.

Done for inthekeyofd...when I love people, I write them porn. Even if it sucks hosewater. But I hope it doesn't. ;P

( "How well did you do?" )

Title: The Last Night
Fandom: Supernatural
Pairing: Sam/Jess
Rating: NC-17 for smut
Het/Slash/Both: Het

Warning: Spoilers for the Pilot

Timeline: a short time before the Pilot episode

A/N: Done for Medie's Porn Battle (prompt: truth), and will not be the only fic I write for this little foofooraw. Unbeta'd, so all mistakes and general suckiness are still mine alone.

For all my SUPERNATURAL brothas and sistahs out there in ElJay Land...and still special for rogueapprentice. Today, all my porn is for you, 'cause you need the good vibes. And for lollobrigida, 'cause I'm winning. :P

( It was the last night he`d lie to her. )

Title: Old War Wound
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis
Pairing: Ronon/Teyla
Rating: NC-17 for smut
Het/Slash/Both: Het

Warning: Spoilers for S2 & S3, SATEDA specifically

Timeline: around the time SATEDA takes place, either shortly before or shortly after

A/N: Done for Medie's Porn Battle (prompt: sparring), and will not be the only fic I write for this little foofooraw. THIS IS MY LAST FIC TODAY, I PROMISE. Really. Unbeta'd, so all mistakes and general suckiness are still mine alone.

For the sickly rogueapprentice, because we both know that Tiberius and Cordelia wish that this was them. You know what I'm talking about. ;p. For lollobrigida because the Ronon love is...yes, of course: ALL HER FAULT. And, for foxxcub, the newest SG:A initiate in training. Wait'll you get to Season 2, dahling. Juuuust wait. Hee.

( His blood was roaring in his ears, heart pounding in his throat as the soft sound of heavy breathing and staffs smacking rang out through the gym. )

Title: On The Shelf
Fandom: Firefly/Serenity
Pairing: Mal/Inara
Rating: Hard R for angry sex
Het/Slash/Both: Het

Warnings: Spoilers for SERENITY movie

Timeline: Takes place a few weeks post-movie

A/N: Done for Medie's Porn Battle (prompt: dust), and will not be the only fic I write for this little foofooraw. Beta'd by rogueapprentice, my Malnara guru, but I finagled it, so all mistakes and general suckiness are still mine alone.

For rogueapprentice and foxxcub, two of my favorite Browncoats, Malnara 'shippers and writers and fangirls, because they kick my ass in this department. And, naturally, for the one who is to BLAME for the ficspam and the fandom whoring, my beloved crack dealer, lollobrigida.

( There was dust gathering on the blanket. )