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madwomanwithaboxTitle: Please and Thank You
Fandom: HOUSE, M.D.
Pairing: House/Cameron
Rating: NC-17 for smut
Het/Slash/Both: Het
Timeline: no specific timeline
A/N: Done for Medie's Porn Battle (prompt: manners), and will not be the only fic I write for this little foofooraw. I promise...I will stop ficspamming my f-list soon. Really. I will. Beta'd by![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
lollobrigida, my fandom crack dealer, but I finagled it, so all mistakes and general suckiness are still mine alone.
Forlollobrigida, and for all the HOUSE fans on my f-list. Also to my f-list at large for putting up with my porny ass today. I LOVE YOU GUYS!!!!!
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All she said was that men are impolite pigs. It was a fairly innocuous generalization that any normal person would have simply shot down, then perhaps made a concerned inquiry about her frustration.
Not House...oh, no. That son of a bitch just couldn’t leave well enough alone. She should have known better, anyway...the office was empty, the blinds were drawn, and both Foreman and Chase were overseeing an MRI of House’s latest patient.
“What, you want a guy with manners? I have manners.”
“You? Please.”
“Ah, so you’re looking for proof. Very scientific and, dare I say? Objective of you, Dr. Cameron.” House lauded with his usual thick layer of sarcasm, followed by a dramatic sigh. “Well, if I must...”
He was too damn quiet for a man with a cane, because she didn’t even hear him...didn’t even know he was there until he spun her around, pinned her to the counter, and kissed her.
But the worst part was that he kissed her really, *really* well.
Allison honestly hadn’t ever given much thought to what it would be like if it ever happened, not even when she made him take her out. She hadn’t expected the solid, steady pressure of his lips on hers, teeth scraping and tongue swiping back and forth...alternating, teasing, sensitizing as he urged her mouth open, already slack with shock. As his tongue flicked against the roof of her mouth, hands smoothing down her shoulders, a shudder of sensation made her cling to him, knees weak.
They buckled when one hand slid deftly to the front of her blouse, moving over the soft fabric as he kneaded and caressed, thumb straying over her nipple as it hardened under her clothes, making her gasp against his mouth as the touch shot straight through her like lightning. He wasn’t rough, but he was hard...demanding...God, just what she liked, and she arched into his touch reflexively, wishing that his other hand would do the same...
...but instead, his other hand slid up her thigh and under her skirt, pushing her panties aside to tease at her sex, already growing damp with arousal. When she finally started kissing him back, as ardent and hungry as he was, he rewarded her with a teasing stroke against her clit before he slipped a finger inside her...then two...then his thumb was against her, moving as his hand did.
It never happened so quick in her life. She tightened around his fingers, and it was the perfect pressure, just the right spot...the orgasm built low in her belly and exploded quickly, making her see stars as his mouth stifled her scream, fingers digging hard into his shoulders as her body shook under the force of it.
Once the last tremors had subsided and she could stand on her own again, he let her go. Her panties slid back, skirt fell into place...all she needed was to smooth down her blouse, and only the flush in her cheeks remained to tell what had happened.
He started to leave the room a moment later, leaving her reeling. “What? That’s it?”
House paused, turning around to flash her a look of mock indignation. “What? I just gave you a mindblowing orgasm, and I didn’t even ask you to do me! Now if that’s not manners, I don’t know *what* is.”
He whistled as he left the room, and all Allison could do was stand there and seethe, hating him for being right.
It *had* been a mindblowing orgasm.
Fandom: HOUSE, M.D.
Pairing: House/Cameron
Rating: NC-17 for smut
Het/Slash/Both: Het
Timeline: no specific timeline
A/N: Done for Medie's Porn Battle (prompt: manners), and will not be the only fic I write for this little foofooraw. I promise...I will stop ficspamming my f-list soon. Really. I will. Beta'd by
lollobrigida, my fandom crack dealer, but I finagled it, so all mistakes and general suckiness are still mine alone.For
lollobrigida, and for all the HOUSE fans on my f-list. Also to my f-list at large for putting up with my porny ass today. I LOVE YOU GUYS!!!!!* * * * *
All she said was that men are impolite pigs. It was a fairly innocuous generalization that any normal person would have simply shot down, then perhaps made a concerned inquiry about her frustration.
Not House...oh, no. That son of a bitch just couldn’t leave well enough alone. She should have known better, anyway...the office was empty, the blinds were drawn, and both Foreman and Chase were overseeing an MRI of House’s latest patient.
“What, you want a guy with manners? I have manners.”
“You? Please.”
“Ah, so you’re looking for proof. Very scientific and, dare I say? Objective of you, Dr. Cameron.” House lauded with his usual thick layer of sarcasm, followed by a dramatic sigh. “Well, if I must...”
He was too damn quiet for a man with a cane, because she didn’t even hear him...didn’t even know he was there until he spun her around, pinned her to the counter, and kissed her.
But the worst part was that he kissed her really, *really* well.
Allison honestly hadn’t ever given much thought to what it would be like if it ever happened, not even when she made him take her out. She hadn’t expected the solid, steady pressure of his lips on hers, teeth scraping and tongue swiping back and forth...alternating, teasing, sensitizing as he urged her mouth open, already slack with shock. As his tongue flicked against the roof of her mouth, hands smoothing down her shoulders, a shudder of sensation made her cling to him, knees weak.
They buckled when one hand slid deftly to the front of her blouse, moving over the soft fabric as he kneaded and caressed, thumb straying over her nipple as it hardened under her clothes, making her gasp against his mouth as the touch shot straight through her like lightning. He wasn’t rough, but he was hard...demanding...God, just what she liked, and she arched into his touch reflexively, wishing that his other hand would do the same...
...but instead, his other hand slid up her thigh and under her skirt, pushing her panties aside to tease at her sex, already growing damp with arousal. When she finally started kissing him back, as ardent and hungry as he was, he rewarded her with a teasing stroke against her clit before he slipped a finger inside her...then two...then his thumb was against her, moving as his hand did.
It never happened so quick in her life. She tightened around his fingers, and it was the perfect pressure, just the right spot...the orgasm built low in her belly and exploded quickly, making her see stars as his mouth stifled her scream, fingers digging hard into his shoulders as her body shook under the force of it.
Once the last tremors had subsided and she could stand on her own again, he let her go. Her panties slid back, skirt fell into place...all she needed was to smooth down her blouse, and only the flush in her cheeks remained to tell what had happened.
He started to leave the room a moment later, leaving her reeling. “What? That’s it?”
House paused, turning around to flash her a look of mock indignation. “What? I just gave you a mindblowing orgasm, and I didn’t even ask you to do me! Now if that’s not manners, I don’t know *what* is.”
He whistled as he left the room, and all Allison could do was stand there and seethe, hating him for being right.
It *had* been a mindblowing orgasm.
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Date: 2006-09-22 08:16 am (UTC)Ahem. I am totally under control. Yes.
Your porn is the best, as always ;) So many talents *sigh*
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Date: 2006-09-25 06:34 pm (UTC)This is really good. Hot and funny and so House.
House paused, turning around to flash her a look of mock indignation. “What? I just gave you a mindblowing orgasm, and I didn’t even ask you to do me! Now if that’s not manners, I don’t know *what* is.”
I can hear him say this in my head ;)
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Date: 2007-02-05 04:39 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-02-05 05:44 pm (UTC)