Why chirp when you can TWEET! :P

• 08:37 Okay, today it's MY turn to feel drugged. Or beat up. Can't decide which. #
• 08:41 @knightinqs Oooooh, coffee!! *loves you like a two dollar whore* ;p #
• 08:44 @rogueapprentice *snuggles back* Hope so. Seriously, I COULD NOT WAKE UP this morning. It was BAD. #
• 08:44 ...office is out of coffee. *lip quiver* *digs for tea* #
• 08:59 @ladyofbrileith Ho-lee CRAP, mang. #
• 11:42 @leximun *offers a snuggle* Everything okay, babe? #
• 13:31 @rogueapprentice The Dennis Leary one. FT EFFING W. #
• 13:46 @rogueapprentice OMG LUV IT. Mostly because my aunt doesn't get it. She is a FAMILY GUY virgin. *GASP* LOL! #
• 15:15 @zee_ali HONEYYYYY. *SMOOSH* I has a fone if joo needs me, babe. #
• 15:42 Just entered the The Cleaner Season 1 DVD contest! 5 copies! Win by following @WeekinRewind and RT. xr.com/ofi He follows back! #
• 19:56 @greggrunberg OMG, so HOT!!! :P #
• 20:31 @rogueapprentice THE DELETE BUTTON. USE IT. CELINE DION = DA DEBBIL #
• 21:01 @rogueapprentice There there. I'll protect you! Where the hell'd I put my sword and noble steed... #
• 21:18 @rogueapprentice Just doing my job, ma'am. *superhero cape flutters* #

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