Mail Call!!!

Dear LOST,

You're too good for me to leave, and you have too many pretty men. And given the new spoilery pics I've seen of a certain upcoming episode EVERYONE AND GOD has been looking forward to?

You have a shot at earning my forgiveness.

But I swear to GOD, you'd better earn it tomorrow. Because if you don't give me Jate...it had better be for a DAMN good reason.

Tread softly, LOST...tread softly.

Love,
Me

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Dear NaNoNovel,

Keep up the good work. Remember, slow and steady wins the race.

Love,
Me

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Dear Foxy,

I want to have your baby. Use your hotness for good, not evil, k? K. Thx.

Luv
Mee

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Dear F-List,

The last time anyone rocked so hard, a concert got cancelled 'cause the band blew out a club's whole sound system BEFORE THEY EVEN WENT ONSTAGE.

You are all made of awesome, and I love you with a love that is more than a love, it is a lurve.

Love and kisses,
Zaphod Me