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lollobrigida? Is my internet girlfriend, my fandom crack dealer, and the other half of the hottest Fandom Real Person OTP of all time. And she can't keep ANY secrets from me...especially when it comes to Tom and Rachel.
Xteena. You really need to learn. You can't hide from me. You own a portion of my brain. All I have to do is LOOK.
And yes, she is dealing me MORE fandom crack.
JOHN DOE.
Christina.
JOHN. DOE. AND. THE. HAIR.
DAMN YOU WOMAN, LIKE I NEED ANOTHER MUSE.
Someone just please come over here and help me detox from the Dommie P and the Karen, who is adorable, and OH GOD HE'S TALKING ABOUT BLOODSTAINS. PLEASE SAVE ME FROM THE BRAINY HAWT GUY, I CAN'T STAND UP AGAINST THE BRAINY HAWT GUY.
XTEENA, DAMN YOUZ. DAMN YOUZ TO THE LOWEST BOWELS OF HECK.
DAMN IT, JOHN DOE, STOP BEING SO HAWT AND ANGSTY AND BRAINY.
I'll be in my bunk.
THIS IS YOUR FAULT, XTEENA. REST ASSURED, THERE WILL BE MUSES AND GAMES AND OH GOD HE'S TALKING SMART AGAIN.
*dies*
lollobrigida? Is my internet girlfriend, my fandom crack dealer, and the other half of the hottest Fandom Real Person OTP of all time. And she can't keep ANY secrets from me...especially when it comes to Tom and Rachel.Xteena. You really need to learn. You can't hide from me. You own a portion of my brain. All I have to do is LOOK.
And yes, she is dealing me MORE fandom crack.
JOHN DOE.
Christina.
JOHN. DOE. AND. THE. HAIR.
DAMN YOU WOMAN, LIKE I NEED ANOTHER MUSE.
Someone just please come over here and help me detox from the Dommie P and the Karen, who is adorable, and OH GOD HE'S TALKING ABOUT BLOODSTAINS. PLEASE SAVE ME FROM THE BRAINY HAWT GUY, I CAN'T STAND UP AGAINST THE BRAINY HAWT GUY.
XTEENA, DAMN YOUZ. DAMN YOUZ TO THE LOWEST BOWELS OF HECK.
DAMN IT, JOHN DOE, STOP BEING SO HAWT AND ANGSTY AND BRAINY.
I'll be in my bunk.
THIS IS YOUR FAULT, XTEENA. REST ASSURED, THERE WILL BE MUSES AND GAMES AND OH GOD HE'S TALKING SMART AGAIN.
*dies*
