madwomanwithabox

So...HEROES.

Just...randomly, it's got a good, solid grip on my psyche. Just in time for the DVD's to come out, y'know?

rogueapprentice, I BLAME YOU. YOU AND OLIVIA AND CLAIRE. AND I BLAME PETER 'N BART A LITTLE BIT 'CAUSE CLAIRE AND OLIVIA ARE SO LEADING THEM AROUND BY THEIR DICKS.

*hugs Peter Petrelli* *humps Milo Ventimiglia* *looks for a comm to play Peter in*

I need help. Only not really.

*snorts more fandom crack*

Comment with one of my fandoms, and I'll reply with:

01. The first character I first fell in love with
02. The character I never expected to love as much as I do now
03. The character everyone else loves that I don't
04. The character I love that everyone else hates
05. The character I used to love but don't any longer
06. The character I would shag anytime
07. The character I'd want to be like
08. The character I'd slap
09. A pairing that I love
10. A pairing that I despise

Creatively, I need a good swift kick in the head...help me talk about my fandoms. Maybe it'll cure me.

Fandoms include: ALIAS, LOST, Supernatural, Firefly/Serenity, Drive, Forever Knight, Stargate Atlantis, ANGEL...pretty much anything you know I'm familiar with. ;p

Why?

This is why.

I don't show Jensen enough love, but...that man makes me happy in pants.

*cuddles her part-time mantoy*

P.S.: One day I'll stop with random, useless updates. Stuff has happened in my life...but I'm a lazy bitch. And I talk to most of you on IM anyway. Did I mention I'm layzee?

P.P.S.: TOUCHING EVIL...I should have watched it when it was on. ALL XTEENA'S fault.

Bed soon. After putting groceries away. Sleeeeeepy.

*watches more downloaded TOUCHING EVIL*

I GOT HIM.

*does the funky chair dance of glee*

Dear Jack,

I KNEW IT. MY BOY. MY DEAR SMART BOY.

As I continue to watch...don't make me eat my glee. PLEASE.

Love,
Me

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In other news, my life sucks. Money, work, family...it just sucks. Hence my lack of update-age. I don't want to spread the suck.

Back to LOST. Which makes me HAPPY.

*JACK!GLEE*

So yesterday was my birthday. 25, bitches. I am awesome. And OLD. Just OOOOOOLDDDDDD.

But? Get this...you ready?

It was a GOOD birthday.

Beginning with the epic destruction of the brakes on the car and getting thrown out of the house for a whole day 'cause my brother was fucking his girlfriend on my 21st birthday, every year my birthday has been mostly shit. Dreaded, hated, and miserable.

This year...I broke the curse. Because you, my friends, R0X0RZ, and I finally asked my family for the right gift. The perfect one.

I told them not to buy me a damn thing. No store bought cake, no big present...nothing.

The day started out well...Tim actually gave me a lift to work (SHOCK!!!), and online, my peepz, bitchez, ho's, and bestest buds all showed up to say happy birthday. Mad props to heartisbruised who actually startled me with it. YOU PWN.

Got a ride home from yon brother type person, and then got my birthday present: cable. Yes, cable. He took me to Home Depot, Dad called to tell me what cables and splitters I needed, and when I got home we hooked me up to cable. I don't have a box, so I only get the first 79 channels...but I CAN WATCH TV IN MY ROOM NOW. LOST. PRISON BREAK. STARGATE. CAN YOU SEE HOW PRETTY THIS IS?!?!

So that ruled a lot. So did lollobrigida's JDM bed-jumping birthday piccie. For that was much rock.

Anyway, I went to BLOCKBUSTER with Tim, too...found RED EYE for $4. I made rogueapprentice proud of me. *nodnodnod* Then I went home, got to pick dinner (takeout lasagne, MMMMM!) and I watched PRISON BREAK in my room and tortured lollobrigida with reactions.

Then the kicker...the really big one.

Dad and Tim? MADE me a cake. And it was a COOL cake. Complete with goofy candles and SPRINKLES.

Add that my early b-day present from rogueapprentice of GILMORE GIRLS S3 about a week prior?

It was the best birthday ever. EVER...at least since the one I spent in Universal City.

So to everyone that dropped me mad props, pics and prezzies, and made my day special for the first time in about four years, I want to say thank you.

THE CURSE HAS BEEN BROKEN. AND I AM FREE.

AND WATCHING PRISON BREAK IN MY ROOM TOTALLY PWNZ ALL.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled day, already in progress. Now if only it wouldn't move so goddamn SLOW...

Just to anyone who might be looking for me today, I'm going in for a shift at the office (*gulp* no internet! LOL) so I'll be out for part of the day.

But the cell phone? She's-a aaaaaaaalways on! :D

Later, gators!

Spoilers are minor, and I'm not cutting them...I don't think they'll bug anyone unless you're REAL damn nitpicky. ;p

I just need to state for the record that I don't think I have ever loved Sawyer more for being such a redneck, cynical, self-centered good ol' boy with the smiles and the whooping, or for the fact that he BREAKS ME SO FUCKING HARD IT HURTS. K? THX.

It's okay, Sawyer...Hurley, Jin, and Charlie love you. AND SO DO I.

*pets him*

P.S.: This is actually the first Hurley-centric episode that I actually was REALLY into, flashbacks and all. I just wanna hug him, bless his heart.

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In other news, for those playing the home game? It's the month of March in the Livejournal 12 Months Of Headers, brought to you by lollobrigida, kaosgirlie, sarcasto_chick, and nicalamity, March is the month of mine birthday. And for it? Christina, the Keeper Of The Headers, made me a special surprise.

lollobrigida = The Year Of The Crotch...JOSH HOLLOWAY ftw, bitches.

And I have it on good authority that kaosgirlie, Keeper Of The Thieves, is featuring in hers this month the single greatest RP crossover couple of all time...and it ain't Kate and Lincoln. :P

Real friendship is decorating the Internet for your RP!boyfriend's birthday. Oh yes it is.

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In other OTHER news...I saw THE PRESTIGE last night.

If you haven't seen this movie yet...DO IT. I think it's officially one of my new favorite movies of all time, second only to DETROIT ROCK CITY, THE SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION, and THE NEVERENDING STORY.

And seekrit message to Xteena with regards to THE PRESTIGE: You NEED to see this movie. NOW. I have a remark to make about it in reference to our RP, but I fear if I do I'll spoil it a bit...and I WILL NOT SPOIL THIS MOVIE FOR ANYBODY. IT'S THE LAW. :P

Okay...time to work. And do muse challenges. And tags. And...*STUFF.*

In the immortal words of Lorne, "Good night, folks."

...our cable's out. Fucking all of it.

No phone.

No internet.

No TV.

And they have NO IDEA when it'll be fixed.

For the record? Thank GOD LOST IS ON HIATUS. Otherwise someone might have died for this. Anyway...if you don't see me tonight? That's why. I'll have my phone if anyone needs me, though.

My first ever use of the Trip icon...and Time Warner? THIS ONE'S FOR YOU.

All the cool kids are posting 'em...

( EC`s Holiday Wish List, Cut For Those Who Have Lives...;p )