madwomanwithabox

kaosgirlie informed me that I had to make the announcement...

I AM THE ROCKSTAR.

My coronation as such started quite innocently enough...talk of my RP whoredom somehow led to Gene Simmons, and my boobs.

ARE WE COOL OR WHAT?!?!

THE Rock Star: Like Gene Simmons and sex, I will RP with anything that moves. LOL
My Groupie: LMAO
My Groupie: Like Gene Simmons.
THE Rock Star: Of course! He stared at my boobs once. *nodnodnod* LOL
My Groupie: LOL!
THE Rock Star: And if you wanna get technical? He signed my breast. :P
My Groupie: And he liked it
My Groupie: lmao.
THE Rock Star: LOL He *actually* signed the KISS shirt I was wearing, but he signed my chest-al region, which is where my breasts are...:P
My Groupie: LMAO. on purpose.
THE Rock Star: I ASKED HIM TO.
My Groupie: omg.
My Groupie: I love you.
THE Rock Star: For asking Gene Simmons to sign my KISS shirt over his picture, which was just above my left tit? LOL
My Groupie: EXACTLY.
THE Rock Star: WELL I LOVE YOU FOR LOVING ME FOR THAT. LOL
My Groupie: lmao.
My Groupie: youre a rockstar.
THE Rock Star: NO!!!! I am THE rockstar. *nodnodnod* :P

The rest, as they say in the biz, is KISStory.

Carry on.