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I have finished my STARGATE: ATLANTIS S1 DVD's.
And I have come to this decision.
From this moment forward, any Inmate of the Four Walls who so much as *alludes* to a new fandom with yummy men in tight black shirts and any traces of slash or incredible UST filled het 'ships will be sentenced to death. Sadly, most all forms of execution have been outlawed in cyberspace, so the only one left to us is to lock all offenders in a room with Josh Holloway, Matthew Fox, Joe Flannigan, or Gerard Butler and leave them in there for one week with a steady supply of booze. If, after seven days, you have not died of teh hawtness, alcohol poisoning, or a heart attack from too much sex, you will be subsequently locked in a room with any combination of the above men and watch THEM have sex until you die of teh boytouching hawt.
In addition, to all OZ fans, Chris Meloni and Lee Tergesen ARE available as alternative methods of execution, and for those addicted to BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN, Jake Gyllenhaal and Heath Ledger are also offered, as well as a wide variety of cowboys, gay or otherwise.
For all MALE offenders, we have Evangeline Lilly, Melissa George, and others as available methods of execution. Please consult the warden for details.
Get it? Got it? Good.
Now NO MORE FANDOMS!!!
*runs off to make SG:A icons*
And I have come to this decision.
From this moment forward, any Inmate of the Four Walls who so much as *alludes* to a new fandom with yummy men in tight black shirts and any traces of slash or incredible UST filled het 'ships will be sentenced to death. Sadly, most all forms of execution have been outlawed in cyberspace, so the only one left to us is to lock all offenders in a room with Josh Holloway, Matthew Fox, Joe Flannigan, or Gerard Butler and leave them in there for one week with a steady supply of booze. If, after seven days, you have not died of teh hawtness, alcohol poisoning, or a heart attack from too much sex, you will be subsequently locked in a room with any combination of the above men and watch THEM have sex until you die of teh boytouching hawt.
In addition, to all OZ fans, Chris Meloni and Lee Tergesen ARE available as alternative methods of execution, and for those addicted to BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN, Jake Gyllenhaal and Heath Ledger are also offered, as well as a wide variety of cowboys, gay or otherwise.
For all MALE offenders, we have Evangeline Lilly, Melissa George, and others as available methods of execution. Please consult the warden for details.
Get it? Got it? Good.
Now NO MORE FANDOMS!!!
*runs off to make SG:A icons*
